aduiii...makin lama jadi makin bersawang blog ni.....
seriously dah tak tahu nak update ape....
sebok dengan jurnal2 je...
sebok dengan facebook lah~~ (-_-")
ok...drpd dibiarkan blog trus bersawang
mari kite menjawab tag...^_^
kali ni from ASWAR
memang annoying gila tag ni..hahaha...
Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D
If an annoying person says :
1) I am cute.
YR : are u sure...???? (wat muka curious giler)
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : tak rasa sangat tipu ke statement tu???
3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : oopss...i'm one of them!!!! ;)
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : are u talking about me actually???
5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : ada aku kesah????
If an annoying hot woman/man says :
1) I know you like me.
YR : euww.......(muka sangat annoying)
2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : so u think i'm interested in u lah?? ceit....
3) Sorry, you're nice but seriuosly not my type.
YR : thank god!!!
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : i rather not to be rich then~~
5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : seriously, are u jeles with me????
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : hahahahaha (gelak guling2)
2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR : takde2.....aku pakai public phone je....
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : are u a vampire????
4) What do you like about me?
YR : i think u got the wrong person.....sorry!
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : even if u give me rm10000 i would never said that ok!
If your enemy says :
1) Hi bitch!
YR : Hi *&%^#%$*$&%^#*@!!!!! :)
2) You smell like shit!
YR : macam biasa bau taik je ko ni..... hobi eh? :P
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : we are the same species...if u don't know that....so u must be ugly too!!!
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : i'm going to kick your ass forever!
If your annoying ex says :
1) I still love you...
YR : ouhhh...i already love somebody else..
2) I know you still love me!
YR : tengah mengigau ke nih???
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR : never ever dude!!
4) Please call me...
YR : ok2.....u wait forever......
5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : how come i didn't hurt at all??? amazing!!!! ^_^
If an annoying salesperson says :
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : everyone knows that.... *sigh*
2) Seriuosly, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : OMG! changed into what???
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : up lagi! up lagi! up lagi!!! kalo 100% konfem beli!!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : why not u buy for me first?
and ALL MY FOLLOWERS!!
(x larat nak list down sorang2)
p/s: harus jawab ini tag ok... *wink*
CoCo DE MER...!
1 week ago